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Sex Machine

Damn he is such an Sex Machine
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(chiefly with reference to people) sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse.
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Stories for lonely incel virgins like you. Yeah, Expected a real spicy one, huh? Pray to god. It isn’t too late for you.
“I’m so lonely I have to read a sex story before I sleep.”

Damn bro, That’s rough. Wanna go to church and repent?’
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A gift god has given us all. Sex is proof God is real now go fuck your homie
person 1: bro wanna have sex?
person 2: hell ya man!
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Child: "What does sex mean?"
Dad: "A mistake... like you"
Child: 'Ok :("
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Sex story

James was here to pick me up. I'd been sleeping, so I quickly threw some clothes on to get in his car.
"Hey!" I say. He doesn't respond. He was staring right at my chest. I look down in confusion and realize - in my hurry, I forgot to put on a bra! My white t-shirt revealed everything. James is smirking.
"I can see you stare."
"Darling, I'm not trying to hide it. I see how you look at me." He says slyly."

"It's pretty hot in here..." I say softly, removing my shirt.
"Get in the backseat, love." He says, pulling off his shirt.
We begin to make out. I straddle him, and he clutches my ass. Harder and faster, with slow, passionate kisses in between. I feel his erection underneath his sweatpants. His kisses work down my neck and to my tits. They're wet, and so am I. I unbutton his pants.
"I want to hear you beg for it." He says slyly.
"Please daddy, please give it to me!" I moan.
"That's what I like to hear." I look him in the eye and grab his waistline with my teeth and slowly pull his pants off. I pull his dick out and caress it. I open my mouth and put it in.
"You dirty little thing," he says, moaning, "take off your pants." I do as he says. I pull off my pants and slide his dick in. I ride him cowgirl style as he clutches my ass and moves me up and down. He's kissing my tits softly as he fucks me harder.
I moan. "I'm going to cum!"
"Do it." He says. And I do. We cum simultaneously as it spreads throughout his car, all around us. I scream and quiver with pleasure.
That was a great sex story to share with my friends.
by maria728 December 1, 2023
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