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Touched the gay deodorant

When walking the aisles of the supermarket, a man who goes to the wrong section of the deodorant aisle, the gay section, and subsequently touches the gay deodorant causes the aforementioned man to become a raging homosexual. By the time the formerly straight male makes it to the end of the aisle, to realise their mistake, they will be speaking with a gay lisp, dreaming of smoking pole and being slammed in the arse by eight giant prison homos and dressing in tight pants with the arse missing.
There goes Colin, he touched the gay deodorant
I know a guy called Colin and he touched the gay deodorant and now he likes being slammed in the arse by massive homos in back alleys
by honneamise March 29, 2021
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a very gay person

by bbqribs69 August 11, 2024
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gay/fatherless

u.
you are gay/fatherless + ratio + ur white+ u like jellybean
by MJ PLAYZ July 7, 2022
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Gay Roast Reflex

The act of deflecting a verbal confrontation with a homosexual joke.
“Austin you really need to cut back on your drinking.”
“We should spoon the next time you’re in town”
“Stop using your gay roast reflex and answer the question
by Clayboiwebster July 14, 2024
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Gay

by youngstopper May 21, 2022
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A-gay

An A-list gay; an affluent, well-connected, upwardly mobile gay man or woman.
The A-Gays could talk about whoever was tooting coke in the bathroom.
The B-Gays, being largely decorative, were not expected to talk.
by Delbosco October 14, 2021
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Gay

Gay bad
by Dollify Tomboy September 12, 2020
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