That ain’t me

That ain’t me a Term created by Dasaun McPherson back in 1678. He used the term anytime he got caught up with women, or anytime he needed to lie and get out of a situation where it was clearly him he just does not want to admit it.

Scarlett Johansson: Dasaun someone just sent me these screenshots of you texting another girl!
Dasaun: That ain’t me.

by Mrcamelot March 11, 2022

I got that dog in me

When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.

Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!

Nik: Oh no, not again!

Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!

Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

I got that dog in me

Not literally meaning such, this saying instead suggests that the person saying it has qualities of a dog. Loyalty, protectiveness, strength, etc.

Person 1: How did you lift that boulder?
Person 2: I got that dog in me.

by GigiYourBeloved July 10, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>Psychosomatic Suspects Ruined It FOr Me<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Psychosomatic Suspects Ruined It FOr Me<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Psychosomatic Suspects Ruined It FOr Me<.7.9.7.6>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 03, 2025

travis fucked me

A term used when you want a travy patty at McDonald's

You: Ayo nigga Travis Fucked me.

cashier: I got you

by THEREALTRAVIS September 17, 2020

I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫

Commonly used with two pictures, and the last image is cursed and all you hear is “ I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫”

Person 1: You: 🐴
Person 1: Me: 👨
Person 2: *insert image of horse riding human here* I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫

by I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But March 11, 2024

You Found Me!

Press (1) to continue, press (2) if you don't wanna btw this is a game :3

You Found Me! 👏 Good job

by @jotarofknkujo January 19, 2022