Love

(n). Love can be the happiest, most exuberant time of your life. It can also be a disease. It can mean terrible heart break. It can mean years of heart wrenching sobs without rest.

It can mean that you have now entered the world where the girl of your dreams can/will/already has crush(ed) you like a bug and make your life a living hell, but you still continue to pawn after her like a lost puppy because that's all you're ever good for. You know she won't go out with you because she's way way way out of your league and way way way too perfect for the likes of your sorry ass. But she'll never tell you that and leave you to have fantasies of her and you together. That's the truest meaning of the word.

Girl 1: "Oh man, I'm in love with her"
Girl 2: "She will crush you harder than the dirt under your shoes"

Guy 1: "Oh man, I'm in love with her"
Guy 2: "She's the only girl who won't get in your pants"

by PsychoticBanana May 9, 2014

I love your ax wound you fucking whore!!

Trixie loving ones ax wound. You fucking whore.

Trixie walks in a club
Trixie sees a gay person
Trixie- I love your ax wound you fucking whore!!!

by minniecheatedfirst October 8, 2023

I love V

When you love someones pussy

Cat. lol

"Ohhh,I love V! It's sooooo cute"

by Ifukurmom February 16, 2021

Unworldly love

The . unconditional love given to Justin Wayne Johnson. And us all....the love that lives in the hearts of Johnson's... Love that is forever

That Johnson boy has unworldly love that shines through any darkness... He would help in anyway if he had the chance... No matter who or what was in need. He would.. Any time.

by Tetragramaton 09 April 25, 2021

I love you

A lie

"I love you," said by no one ever

by Active Redditor April 28, 2021

True Love

(n.) someone who can tolerate you when you're hungry.

dude, i wish i had True Love :(

by wcam.mmm September 20, 2023

LOVE

Level Of Violence

"You didn't gain LOVE, but you gained love. Do you get what I'm saying?"

by Glitchyboi the Ultimate Salt March 3, 2021