Cock womble

Someone who plays around with your dick but doesn't take it any further

You're such a cock womble, goddamn girl.

by WockRomble March 16, 2018

Cock-Womble

A person who collects the cheese looking build up from the bell ends of homeless men and uses it for food, either spreading it on bread or toast for example

That guy is so disgusting, I bet he's a complete Cock-Womble

by MyEvilResident March 30, 2023

Cock Womble

Someone who has an over exaggerated sense of themselves. Overstates their own ability and intelligence to the detriment of others.

You know that Jason, he is always going on about how good he is at poker, what a cock womble.

by The real Black Dog Poker May 12, 2023

Cock Womble

Someone who is in total admiration of their own perceived achievements. Often the achievements are day to day achievements that others take for granted like wiping their bum or blowing their nose. Often people who are cock wombles overuse winningest as the way to describe themselves.

I am Jason and I am the winningest poker player of Black Dog Poker. I am also the winningest at not inviting my friends over for a swim and for fixing an over priced mid life crisis audi. I am also the winningest at being the whiniest pom outside of England. Jason is a cock womble.

by The real Black Dog Poker August 29, 2022

sugar cock

A mothafucka who basically gets turned on by sugar. Constantly eats junk food and makes at least one 7-11 run every damn day.

Joseph: yooooo bro you tryna head to sev for some slurpees?

Dan: mothafucka we got slurpees yesterday. You one fat ass sugar cock

by VertigoTiger June 06, 2022

Cock Rider

Another name for Chicken Jockey. To be specific a jockey that rides a male chicken.

That’s not just a chicken jockey. That’s a cock rider!

by Aslkmnqw May 09, 2025

Cock-jiggler

A cock-jiggler is one who works on a farm and tends to chickens. A very humble life.

"That cock-jiggler just looked at me?!"

by Skinny Qween May 24, 2022