Shifting me off

Another phrase for being wanked off. A cheeky wristy. A hand shandy. A cheese and hand sandwich

A ghost was shifting me off in the car park last night

by Shiftingmeoff November 25, 2023

Call Me What You Like

also known as CMWYL, its an absolute fuckin BANGER by lovejoy, if you dont agree just listen to the bridge because oH MY HOLY DAMN-

Nigel: yo you heard of Call Me What You Like?
Dave: you've got to stop recommending me shit i dont like nigel
Nigel: just listen to the bridge
Dave: fine

*listens to CMWYL bridge*

Dave: still mid
Nigel: shut the fuck up dave

by somebody.but.not.you.ew January 21, 2024

Cash me ousside howboudat

A phrase created by a 13yo hoe that needs a damn good ass whoopn'
It basically means "let's take this aurgument outside so I can be a tough wanker and start a fight"

Person; "you a dumb bitch"
Hoe; "me bish?? Cash me ousside howboudat!"

by Ein Führer April 11, 2017

Pick-me girl

"Pick-me girl" is a term used by jealous femcels to insult a popular, feminine girl who is aware that the modern, strong, independent feminist mindset only drives men away from those types of women—the same ones who insult her with that term. So, they resorted to inventing it as an 'insult' because she chose not to subscribe to their 'I don't need no man/I'm a strong independent woman' femcel trash mentality.

A pathetic femcel might say something like: "She thinks acting all sweet and submissive will get her attention from the guys, but it just makes her look like a pick-me girl. So pathetic."

by The only king is God February 16, 2025

McLend me a Hand

When your Irish buddy and you go to the park after dark after hitting puberty to jerk off and you end up behind the same bush by accident. He then asks you for assistance with his stiffy.

Oh man, we just ended up behind this same bush with boners. Could you McLend me a hand?

by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021

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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

chop me

another term for giving someone 'knuckles'

hey dude tat was sweet 'chop me'

by chopinator November 9, 2013