Phone Sex

Another term for Wireless power-sharing, the idea being that when two phones are sharing power, they're actually having "phone sex" with eachother, the one giving power being the male, and the one receiving it being the female.

Bro 1: Hey bro, my phone is low, can you turn on your wireless power sharing?
Bro 2: Ew, my phone doesn't consent to phone sex..
Bro 1: But you're the male..?
Bro 2: you ain't robbing my battery life with your phone orgy's get lost
bro 1: *sobs*

by SICKPIGS February 15, 2025

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Shite sex

A form of sex in which the guy shoves his dick up the ass of their partner, whether that be a guy or a woman, and the effect of this causes the person receiving the dick to end up having their bowels loosened so that they have to go and shite in the toilet aka taking a dump, or shitting. The guy manages to get his dick out quickly enough from the anus, but the partner shits all over the bed about 2-3 seconds later: a tiny amount of shit lands on the erected dick, which upsets the guy and makes his attempted sex act less interesting in the end.

Guy: Want to have a bit of sex in the bed?
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!

by a_random_shitposting_troll February 15, 2025

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Sex kitten

A flirtatious somewhat good looking woman in her 20s.

It can be used as an insult or a compliment in Lorenzo’s mind even if she is so mid and ugly.

Lorenzo: “hey remember that girl you used to date?” “she was a total sex kitten…”

Conor: “what’s a sex kitten?”

Lorenzo: “I really don’t know I just use the word to look edgy and cool but really in the end autism is just the new meta…”

Lorenzo: “hey remember that girl you used to date” “she was a total sex kitten”

by FernoURBANNN February 16, 2025

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