Bowling ball

A bowling ball is an object that has several uses:
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.

Person A: Hey man, look at this sick bowling ball I bought yesterday.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.

The art of bowling balls, my children.

by skippythetoiletfan April 7, 2024

Balls up

Equivalent to "not gonna lie," "for real", "low key?," "genuinely," etc. Normally ending in a question mark.

Balls up? You really like her?

by weezerballs December 9, 2022

ball shaker

When a male sits naked on top of a washing machine on its spin cycle

Bro, I was kinda horny the other day so I did a ball shaker

by ChileConCarter April 10, 2020

balls deep

this is when someone is seen, or caught lacking, with their hand or hands in their pants. Usually scratching their balls for long periods of time.

Guy 1: Wow, you're balls deep there!
Guy 2: *Scoffs* (knowing he was caught)

by Have you ever bathed? May 11, 2024

Logay Balls

Logay balls is a man is willing to try everything to rape you with his big fat body(normally very strong( strong enough to manhandle you) and slow)

"Somebody help logay balls is going to touch me!"

"COME HERE LITTLE BOY I WANT TO THROW MY WHITE STUFF ON YOU!!!"

by Logay you know me December 1, 2023

Balls McGeady

Yes!! That awesome dog from you know..?
This can used to name anything or anyone awesome such as a charcater on a video game. Of Irish descent.

"Wow dude look at that dog doesn't he look like Balls McGeady."
"Dude! on Pokemon Red, Balls McGeady killed those elite guys at the end."

by CHIP144 March 14, 2010

ball barf

another word for cum

-doing the dirty-
her: did you get ur ball barf in me?
him: nah

by sploogewhore August 19, 2022