Sasha Syndrome

When a girl likes a guy for 5 minutes and then decides she only wants him as a friend

"Oh my god the date was so good, I love his personality and he's so cute, but I think I wanna keep him as a friend"

"Damn...you got Sasha Syndrome huh...?"

by Firelørd Sedjrø August 11, 2022

Nababan's syndrome

a condition in which a person feels compelled to express honesty

it's just a bait , don't be swayed by nababan's syndrome

by Perebut November 23, 2020

godzslay syndrome

1. A person who brags about everything they own

2. A unknown gender mostly specified as harambe

Sample 1 : This kid who has a bunch of money has a godzslay syndrome.

Sample 2: So do you know that guy named Jeremy?, he has a godzslay syndrome

by LtblBC February 27, 2017

Misunderkid Syndrome

A combination of misunderstanding and kid.
a. When a child believes an idea/thing is something that is not, and believes this all the way through their childhood until someone corrects them later on in life.

a. I want to pineapple you so bad!
b. That's not what pineapple means!
a. I always thought it was that.
b. Must've been a misunderkidding.
a. I can't believe I had Misunderkid Syndrome.

by EricPlainandSimple January 4, 2012

Cogitomonimeros Syndrome

Pronounced as:

/Co/gi/to/mo/nim/e-ros Syndrome

Is an unofficial term for a disability of which one individual's thoughts are grounded to perverseness, sex or the obscene. Cogitomonimeros Syndrone may effect individuals who in there lives took or have seen environments where sexual activity is prominent. this disability may hinder;
Logicial or rational thinking(Problem Solving, etc), Intelligence, Socialization... etc

Cogito from the latin word "Cogito" meaning "to think"/"I think"
Monim from the greek word "Monimo" meaning "Permanent"
Eros from the greek god love and desire

"You have been diagnosed with Cogitomonimeros Syndrome"

by Shuumei Todo January 24, 2025

up syndrome

when you have so much down syndorme it inverts itself

"jozlen sussy jol" up syndrome

by jolzen December 1, 2022

Bezos' Syndrome

A condition where an employer tricks you into loving your job or just feeling good for working where you work, either because the pay is good, your workplace looks nice or just because it's a well known company, despite it being shit and basically slavery.

- What do you do for a living?
- I work for Amazon as a customer service operator! I get to put my shirt on, work in a fancy building, use my keycard... I know that I work for 10 hours a day and I'm yelled at by Karens on the phone all day, but the pay is good and we even have PS5's in our break room...
- Oh brother, another pussy suffering from Bezos' Syndrome.

by DruggedBabyPenguin August 2, 2021