Hot Malört

Getting cock blocked by a person named Matt while already having sex in a jacuzzi

Matt: Hey this is my room!
Max: Matt, go to bed.

Matt: STOP HAVING SEX IN MY BATHTUB.
Karen: Well fuck if this isn’t worse than hot Malört.

by Unkindestpluto March 30, 2019

Hot queef

When a flatulent bubble makes the transfer from anus to vulva then has to be forced back out of the secondary or face.

Oh no watch your eyebrows pappy this one's a hot queef breaking britches.

by Chinas flowers September 13, 2025

Sink a hot one

To smoke cannabis from a bong. Derived from the visual notion of cannabis in a bowl "sinking" as it burns and loses mass.

"Gonna go to Mike's and sink a hot one on his new piece."
"Wanna go out back and sink a few hot ones?"

by Downeast_Beast January 17, 2025