schmuggy ball

Ball made from paper towel or toilet paper then wet with water. Used for throwing at unsuspecting kids. Can also be thrown up to the ceiling where it will stick.

Did you see all the schmuggy balls on the ceiling above Jim's bunk?

by knishknosh December 22, 2013

Ball Stew

When you sit on the drum chair for an hour at a sweaty rock n roll concert, you develop this substance under your genitals called ball stew

Brady: Why are you scratching your balls so aggressively?
Jimmy: Hey man, it's Fucking hot in there sitting on that drum chair and it's like ball stew down there man

by sammi66crush September 23, 2021

Blue Collar Balls

When a man works a 9-5 job and need to ejaculate badly after his shift

" Damn man I'm almost done wit my shift but I got blue collar balls"
" damn, maybe you can bust one out rq before you go"

by anonymous October 9, 2025

Ball Buster

A kid who hassles his parents to buy him things and struggles to be told no

Kid: Dad, can you buy me this toy
Dad: Stop being a Ball Buster

by Dudewithballbusterbrother May 28, 2023

Balls

Balls are balls, you know why you're here

Person 1: "Nice balls bro!" *Slaps them*
Person 2: "I could say the same about yours mate."

by Ebik Minceraft Gaymr February 21, 2022

Cock and balls

Cock and balls

Hey did you see timmy grabbing Mike's cock and balls?!

by Walker1233456 November 24, 2021

Gay Balls Hotel

the coolest and gayest friend group ever (aka alex, mars, max, shuu/zen, and roz <333) the best friend group evr!!!!! thx for changing my life gaylords you guys genuinely made my year so eventful and fun !! (/kinda srs but also /j idk)

Someone: yo have you heard about the gay balls hotel members!?
Someone#2: yeah theyr the best!!!!

by totally not kou September 1, 2022