Knob-Jockey

A Knob-Jockey is someone who jockeys a knob

Aiden - "I know how to ride cock like an absolute pro, I should be in porn, sad my penis is too small"
Brad - "Your such a Knob-Jockey"

by Yuppy_254 April 14, 2023

Knob jockey

When a person/s are being stupid

“Stop being stupid you knob Jockey”

by Knob2020 August 25, 2022

knob goalie

Interference by a third party when your attempting to get laid.

It was hitting in this chick when her "knob goalie" friend showed up.

by drilldoe November 30, 2013

knob fondler

The act of groping a door knob.

John was known as the knob fondler in high school.

by Slap happy December 13, 2013

Sniffers Knob

When after a night of too much powdered substances your penis becomes slightly shrivelled and harder to find

Fucking hell mate I've got a bad case of sniffers knob today

by Shaunyboy September 15, 2013

Slob on my fake knob

To suck on a fake dick, suck as a dildo.

Trans man: bro she pulled a slob on my fake knob!!!

Girl: I’m so damn proud of you for pulling mad pussy

by NateOshea27 May 24, 2022

Thumb The Knob

When you are putting a hold on proceeding with plans because you are having to wait on someone to catch up (i.e. Holding down the elevator door open button for the slower movers of the group).

Jordan: Why are you so late?
Jim: Sorry, I had to thumb the knob for Beth cause she needed to finish her show.

by Paragon of Virtue March 12, 2015