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Weed is a herb not a drug. God let weed naturally grow for people to enjoy. Weed doesn't kill people like other drugs and alcohol. Weed makes people happy, a little bit retarded(the reason why its so much fun), and gives people the munchies.
Person 1: Hey guys lets toke-up, chill, eat some food, and just not care about any problems in the world.

Person 2: So we're going to do drugs?

Person 1: No man, we're going to smoke some weed and get high.

Person 2: isn't weed a drug?

Person 1: man, weed can't be a drug. it naturally grows just like other plants such as tea leafs.

Person 2: So it's a herb?

Person 1: exactly...now pass the damn thing
by just some pot-head March 27, 2009
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weed fairy

(n). 1. a person, animal or (less frequently) vehicle that one encounters only after ingesting at least one psychoactive substance while in an altered state of reality. Due to intoxication, it is difficult to confirm the reality or validity of the encounter and/or the object within it.
Guy's! That's the weed fairy-mobile! I always see that LSU Tigers-striped Lamborghini when I'm high as shit!
by StevyNix June 3, 2013
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weed rapist

Someone who treats marijuana like alcohol, they have no respect for the plant and often are wanna be stoners, they refer to the smoking of the plant as blazing and talk with a ghetto accent, they also tend to call the plant SHIT, which pisses the hell out of me because it is far from it.
Dude, that kid Zach is such a weed rapist, he has absolutely no respect for marijuana man

Dude, stop being such a fucking weed rapist, pronounce it
wee-duh not whee, finish the word u peice of shit

Dude, smoke weed like a ritual, use it to inspire, maybe keep a peice of paper and a pencil in front of you, dont be a weed rapist
by Stray Cat Phizzle January 3, 2009
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Weed Time

When a person is mentally a physically slowed because of either being under the influence of weed or long term exposure to weed. When someone is on Weed Time they are much less productive and have a "fuck it" attitude
"Where is Brain? hes 30 minutes late to work"
"He hasn't been on time in a month, he must be on Weed Time
by Erics_infernal_Majesty April 26, 2010
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Weed Belly

As like a beer belly, a puffed out stomach obtained by marijuana use. These people usually can't control the munchies
"Kev, I'm gonna be honest man: your gut is protruding and is killin your chances with any bitches."

"yeah man. My weed belly is getting a little outta hand. Stupid munchies..."
by Drewbie Wan Kanobie December 28, 2011
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weed whacked

Being stopped from smoking weed. Derived from the terms cock block and twat swat.
I was going to smoke this fat ass blunt with my homies but then my girlfriend weed whacked me and forced me to stay in.
by hibot25 October 25, 2011
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chem weed

Herb grown with chemicals. Usually inferior to organic hydroponically grown. Hippies will tell you its bad for you cause, otherwise, its like some damn vitamins.
Smoke that chem weed? Fuck you!
by Tad Ghostal October 27, 2006
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