War Balls

When your balls swell up after a long day of doin work and pussy poppin'

Damn Fool, Them War Balls are swelled up like grape fruits.

by Mr. Crazypants August 4, 2009

war in ukraine

The war in which Ukraine is kicking russias ass

Putin: *invades ukraine*
Ukraine: *beats russias ass*

war in ukraine

by ZΣPH Ψ May 27, 2022

Iraq War

Gaming. When a fighting game becomes such a mess that you can't do anything except fire randomly and hope for the best.
Named for to the complete mess that British and American forces made when they invaded Iraq in 2003.

I was playing Wii Play tanks when three red tanks cornered me we all opened fire and it turned into an Iraq war.

by Hujanika Bollockofpt September 8, 2007

war head

A spliff, weed,wacky backy, marajuana, green, ganga

Oh man I've had a long day,gunna roll a war head and chill,can't wait for the first toke!

by wing wah June 27, 2009

War criminal

Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is a war criminal, he is unhinged

by Carlyjc99 March 2, 2022

war and peace

1. (n) an epic novel by Leo Tolstoy, first published from 1865 to 1869. Considered to be one of the world's greatest novels.

2. (v) the act of taking a really long time in the bathroom (usually defecating), an amount of time so long, it is exaggerated that the individual could finish such a novel within that time. Originates from the popular habit of reading while defecating.

1. "Dag yo, War and Peace is one of the best books ever!"

2. Person A: "Damn homey, how long were you in the bathroom?"
Person B: "Sorry bro, I had to War and Peace."

by Joe Gigafartz November 12, 2008

War Wound

A wound acquired during a night of heavy drinking. a war wound often tells a tale, as most are collected during a period of blackout and hint at where the injured individual may have been the night prior. scrapes, cuts, bruises, sprains or broken bones all qualify as war wounds.

Oh dude, i woke up this morning with a couple of sick war wounds. i figure i must have gone to the beach last night after that bottle of rye because this cut on my knee is full of sand.

by cutmeaslice September 23, 2009