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waffle cum

Waffle cum is Waffle House mashed up in a plastic bag, that has been ejaculated into. Must sit like that for an hour or so to qualify as waffle cum.
Hey man, want some waffle cum?
by ayylmao3254 February 4, 2018
mugGet the waffle cummug.

cunt waffle

by MidnightRush April 19, 2017
mugGet the cunt wafflemug.

waffle sister

When 2 friends sleep with the same person.. They become waffle sisters..
Judy and Susie both slept with Joe, so now they are waffle sisters
by Jlyn1011 July 25, 2017
mugGet the waffle sistermug.

Fishy Waffle

"That bitch had a fishy waffle. There was some stank on that pussy
by Xelandra January 25, 2016
mugGet the Fishy Wafflemug.

pregnant waffle

someone who gives birth to their pet dog and dad who left you 20 years ago.
"U pregnant waffle!" "my dead dog is a pregnant waffle".
by Yidos June 19, 2019
mugGet the pregnant wafflemug.

waffle jump

Abrupt change in topic of conversation or thought through triggered words

It comes from the idea that men's brains work like waffles, everything has a category.

Where as a woman's brain works like noodles, everything is connected.
When I man tries to think like a woman, he has to jump waffles squares to keep up.
Vickey: what's a good resturant?
Sam: have you been to that new Chinese place on main?

Vickey: I FORGOT TO PAY MY SUBCRIPTION TO WOW
Sam: woah waffle jump much?
Vickey: sorry you said "main" which made me think of my main character on WOW which reminded me I forgot to renew my subscription
by paleandmale May 25, 2014
mugGet the waffle jumpmug.

Nutella waffle

To engage in anal sex then soon afterward engage in traditional sex with the poop coated penis (the Nutella) inside the female vagina (waffle)
Dude I nutella waffled your mom so hard last night.
by Skylerlikesmen April 6, 2015
mugGet the Nutella wafflemug.

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