Apparently, you're a stupid little prick with no idea what 1+1 is, so, the very good and totally not infamous COPPA will remove all your human rights, or force people over 13 to fucking make everything kid-friendly (this happened to YouTube).
tldr: A person who is under 13 has no human rights, because of stereotypes.
tldr: A person who is under 13 has no human rights, because of stereotypes.
User: Dude, I'm 12. But I'm matured, don't worry.
The majority of the internet: Damn, I hate you now for being born a year earlier than 13 year olds.
COPPA: I hate ya too buddy.
EXAMPLE 2:
User 1: Dude, I bet you're under 13!
User 2: Shut the fuck up.
The majority of the internet: Damn, I hate you now for being born a year earlier than 13 year olds.
COPPA: I hate ya too buddy.
EXAMPLE 2:
User 1: Dude, I bet you're under 13!
User 2: Shut the fuck up.
by TesTy_DaBlockz October 6, 2023
Get the under 13mug. When a person with a big ass is walking along and her backside moves like two boys fighting under a duvet
by Jessica_rabbit78 October 8, 2023
Get the two boys fighting under a duvetmug. When your girlfriend gets her drugs from her side piece, and they go and hide from society to do them all.
Beth's boyfriend tells her "Not to be ducking under bridges" when she scores drugs from her side piece Heather.
by HG/SIDEPIECE4LIFE!! July 26, 2024
Get the Ducking under bridgesmug. I’m trying to take care of my mom. I’m hoping she has at least 20 or 30 years. I’m going to have to start taking care of her.
But I also don’t have a girlfriend or children or a job right now… so I’m pretty worried about my future. My friend said “you know the truth. They don’t.” And said they have more to lose. He says I’m overreacting.
The future is looking really rough for me soon. I’m just worried if I’m going to make it or not.
But I also don’t have a girlfriend or children or a job right now… so I’m pretty worried about my future. My friend said “you know the truth. They don’t.” And said they have more to lose. He says I’m overreacting.
The future is looking really rough for me soon. I’m just worried if I’m going to make it or not.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023
Get the I’m under a lot of pressuremug. A feeling of trust, comfort and intimacy, like a child hiding under a blanket from their parents. Allowing someone under your metaphorical blanket implies letting them into your private world and trusting them.
Being under a blanket
exmp1:
I told you about 'my crisis' not because it might help you, but because you are the one who I want to know about me, "be under my blanket"
exmp2:
A: I don't care if people would or would not be happy that we date. That is mine.
B: What do you mean?
A: You are under my blanket.
exmp3:
A: I've never considered myself being under your blanket.
B: Wow.
exmp1:
I told you about 'my crisis' not because it might help you, but because you are the one who I want to know about me, "be under my blanket"
exmp2:
A: I don't care if people would or would not be happy that we date. That is mine.
B: What do you mean?
A: You are under my blanket.
exmp3:
A: I've never considered myself being under your blanket.
B: Wow.
by janthekdjsimp December 29, 2023
Get the Being under a blanketmug. by Fuckmarkcarney July 8, 2025
Get the Under the seatmug. by BBC1488 August 15, 2019
Get the Under the bridgemug.