twat buster

a penis, a cock, a vaginal entering implement, an object that causes great pleasure or pain if to large and vagina is not lubricated, to a vagina

susan said to joanne "wow, peters cock is a real twat buster!" whilst applying ice to her saw vagina.

by sarah dogan May 20, 2008

Cheeky Twat

The type of person first to be beheaded.The type of person to die first.The proper,up tight,and dirty minded fellow.

That Cheeky Twat crashed my car!

by The burning bush September 9, 2016

Twat Eyes

An insult for an ugly person whom you don't like, especially if they have beedy, untrustworthy eyes. Helpful if one is staring at you or your girlfriend, you are drunk and want a fight.

"Who the fuck are you looking at, Twat Eyes?"

by ashteroid November 8, 2006

menage-a-twat

1. A sexual episode involving three females; a carpet party, box sale, taco buffet, clam convention

2. A slut who has been fucked so many times that her pussy can be pulled in three different directions at the same time

That bitch is so loose, her menage-a-twat is starting to resemble a compass rose.

I'm bored. Lets play tug-of-war with your mom's menage-a-twat.

by JACK D. RIPPER May 22, 2003

tuna twat

A stinky firecrotch who sleeps with whoever she possibly can, and then doesn't wash her vagina.

Miranda Lambert has a fat tuna twat and sleeps with her younger siblings friends.

by Thundercats are go! October 21, 2008

twat foot

A foot covered in twat slime and thus has the odour about it of twat

Daughter: "Mother, your foot smells rather fishy today"
Mother: "Yes, I'm suffering from a severe case of twat foot"

Albert: "My word Henry, you have extraordinarily bad twat foot today"
Henry: "Indeed, I was up twat footing all night with Gloria"

by KraJ February 6, 2007

twat rod

cock

ooh- crikey! he fucked me senseless with his twat rod

by andrew james robertson esq. June 6, 2003