turtle shell

That of which turtles spawn with.

"The shell on turtles, do they spawn with it?" -xQc on the topic of turtle shells

by Nub Nublet October 30, 2020

Turtle toeing

The act of being to fucking slow!

Hey mother fucker get your ass up and quit turtle toeing around!

by Nr_stanky January 14, 2021

Turtle tuesday

the best day where turtles are celebrated across the globe

aw man its turtle tuesday

by sircarno January 19, 2021

turtle tuesday

the best day

i love turtle tuesday

by sircarno January 19, 2021

Turtle-necking

When you've been holing a shit in for too long and it starts to poke out.

I really need to find a lavatory, I'm turtle-necking.

by AGBJ January 21, 2021

turtle bumped the cloth

A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt

Awww quick , get off the highway i can't make it , the turtle bumped the cloth !!!

by Big donker January 24, 2021

Turtle Monkey

A man that has a long neck, a hairy body and a monkey face.

Guy 1- see this guy right there?

Guy 2- He looks like a turtle monkey.

by Defineiswhatido January 26, 2021