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touche bag

(tOOsh-bag)-(n.)-in reference to the french word touche, it refers to an individual who is too much of a pompus ass to just accept defeat and must instead get the last word in stating, "touche."
That Nick Austin sure is a touche bag.
by nick6 November 27, 2006
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Touche

"Touché" is a french expresion, used in fencing when a vital part is touched.
"Touché", with an 'é'.
- "You get old; you have grey hair."
- "At least I'm not bald like you!"
- "Touché!"
by Made in France August 27, 2003
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touching cloth

When one has left it far too long before having a shit and the brown toad slips out early
Oh fuck, I'm going to have to leave you, as I think I'm touching cloth
by Mikey Ross July 26, 2003
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toe toucher

a crazy good cheerleader who is especially good at toe touches and thinks the real anthony and andrew on the squad are not the imposters!
Belinda is a good toe toucher and thinks that anthony and andrew r better than the other anthony and adndrew
by TuckerlovesKiffer August 22, 2004
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poop touch

poop touch is deadly disease that when someone has it everyone runs away from that person, until they can pass it on to someone else
by redlion May 28, 2014
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Touchception

Meaning a play that was a touchdown, but should've been ruled by an interception. Or vice versa.

A term coined by Twitter parody account @NotBillWalton .

As time expired on September 24th, 2012 on a MNF game with the Packers facing the Seahawks, Seattle's QB Russell Wilson dropped back for a hail mary. The score at the time was 12-7. The pass was intercepted by Packers defensive back M.D. Jennings. As Jennings fell to the floor, Seahawks receiver Golden Tate attempted to steal the ball from Jennings. Tate had one arm on the ball, while Jennings had complete possession. The replacement refs, who had blown plenty of calls before this play, called it a touchdown reception by Golden Tate. Even after review, it was called a TD.

@NotBillWalton had tweeted shortly after, "Touchception!"
That touchception won the Seahawks the game on Monday.

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by You Know Who I Am ! September 26, 2012
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Touch grass

TOUCH GRASS BECAUSE LARRY IS REAL.
ANTIS: Are you serious? Larry is not real. Go and touch grass.
by ALWAYSINMYHEART1D November 17, 2020
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