your mum

I like big stinky penis and i love to gargle on smegma

guy 1: "hey do you know what time it is?"
guy 2: "ya your mum"
guy 1: ":/"

by DINGLELOID October 18, 2021

Mums

When you need to swear down on something you say ‘mums’. Commonly used in London slang.

John: did you pull last night?
Jim: yeh man I did

John: Nah, I don’t believe you

Jim: Mums! I swear I did!

by Rg113 October 10, 2018

UR MUM

IS IT JUST ME OR IS YOUR MUM LOOKING KINDA THICCCCC

UR MUM LOOKING VERY THICC

by haha,your,mum,go,brrrrrrrr November 29, 2021

ur mum

a very lame come back that only losers use to defend themselves in arguments that nikal uses

"what have u done"

"your mum"

by maggiiie June 28, 2022

your mum

in my bed

your mum in my bed

by hi your so cool January 17, 2023

Bambino Mums

A terms or category of, aesthetically pleasing mothers of Bambino kart drivers

Kieran’s doing great today at Buckmore Park Kart Track, but I’m more interested in his mum. You can’t beat bambino Mums, Wayne

by Luke_otk May 12, 2024

your mum

your mum is sexy and so pretty. suck your mum

i met your mum today and she is ugly as fuck. go and suck your mum

by anonymous July 12, 2022