Matthew

Someone who is always by your side no matter what, very nice and always tells you the truth

Girl 1: look over there he’s being really nice

Girl 2: he looks like a Matthew

Girl 1: he needs to be my friend

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by thotgirl2001 March 1, 2019

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matthew

that friend who takes all your fuckin dragon fruit thats so damn expensive because your poor and he knows that but he eats it anyway cause hes a fatass

stop eating my food matthew STOPPPPP

by decegggrs May 2, 2019

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When someone sees Matthews dick, all they can think about is a Tic Tac. You might even call it a 1 inch wonder

by The Random F*cker October 20, 2017

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Matthew

Matthew is a funny, charming guy that always loves just one person. Treats them amazing and is a really handsome guy. He is really athletic and smart. He could get any lady but sticks by one.

Do you see Matthew over there, man! He's smokin hot!!

by Daddyonthemike July 13, 2018

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Popular with all of his brothers female friends, as he attempts to have sexual affairs with them. He gets on Facebook to look for his next "affair". He wants to have sexual encounters with all of his girlfriends friends.. Matthew huff gets upset and holds a grudge when you don't let him get his way. He doesn't understand.

"Why doesn't my brother want to hang out with you? I will hang out with you.".. I like you. He is doing a Matthew huff .

by MsMatthewHuff December 3, 2021

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