joey sprite

A McDonald's Sprite with zero syrup. It is still completely carbonated and normal otherwise. This is basically a sparkling water with zero sugar.

I went to McDonald's and I ended up getting a joey sprite. I guess their syrup did not dispense.

by thatoneguywhoexists March 31, 2024

Dat Boi Joey

Some kid youtuber who uploads some weird ass meme content

When's Dat Boi Joey gonna upload? Never.

by SomeRandomPseudonym February 27, 2021

Joey

The physical manifestation of gluttony. A “Joey” is usually a fat fucking loser who claims they are “big boned” but weigh 450+.

Fat Friend: I lost 80 pounds in October

Normal Friend. Ew you are like Joey

by WithersLoss September 13, 2025

Joey

A person usually a guy that is tall and kind, he is also into cars but it’s hard to tell if he really likes you or if you are fantasizing. He knows a lot of life skills and pick them up along the way maybe if you ask him he might teach u some

Person 1: wow that guy is cool and tall
Person 2: he’s a Joey

by Car guy69 February 21, 2022

Joey Wags

When you get the end of your penis tattooed like it was dipped in red wax.

Im going out on a date Saturday with Becky from HR. If I play my cards right I can take her home and give her the old Joey Wags.

by WKUforever March 23, 2024

Joey

Joey ba boey loves to makes racist jokes. He’s the best!

“Omg did joey just get a bbl”
“Omg yes of course”

by Callieosburn January 16, 2023

Joey Gillette

Joey Gillette

Joey Gillette is a young pure aryan known by most as the dreaded food thief. Reportedly, Joey uses the position of power afforded to him by his mother to rape and murder his peers, only to steal their bagels.

Nathan: Lock your doors tonight, I heard Joey Gillette just escaped from prison!

Eric: Oh shoot! I don't want to get raped in the ass tonight! Thanks for the heads up Nathan!

by LargeAndi May 16, 2019