Merry-Go-Fail

When you need something resolved to move to the next step but you need the next step resolved to fix the first step. Rinse and repeat

Quality Assurance Team: “Hey Team, can you look at this bug I found? It’s blocking all testing.
Team: We’re busy right now but can you test this new stuff?
Quality Assurance Team: Not until you fix the old stuff.
Team: But the new stuff fixes the old stuff
Quality Assurance Team: But we can’t test the old stuff to then test the new stuff! This a real merry-go-fail

by Baxter Wilde May 03, 2023

Pre-game fail

Vommiting during the pre-drink stage of a bar night, causing you spend more money catching up the rest of the night.

Damn it man why do you always pre-game fail, no wonder why you never have enough money for the cab ride home.

by drew-seph November 12, 2009

epic fail syndrome

when your life just sucks massive cock, and you suck at everything.

G1:Suck my dick!
G2: Sorry I choke on small items!
G1: ahawwaaahah..?!??!

you have epic fail syndrome, if your guy 1.

by arian_O March 20, 2010

to fail grade 11

Jerking off, to masturbate, to discover one's clitoris

I need to fail grade 11 before I head out
I miss failing grade 11 with my barber

by Tomfoolery_ December 11, 2021

Supreme Epic Fail

A fail of such incredible magnitude that epic fail alone cannot describe it. Only a small percentage of failure is great enough to be dubbed supreme, but that which is should not be forgotten and deserves the Supreme Epic Fail Award.

From YouTube:
Sconz32 (2 days ago)
HELLO MY NAME IS JOHN AND I HAVE AIDS

A public declaration of Supreme Epic Fail at its finest.

by Whom it doesn't concern July 22, 2009

Failed Facebook Fast

One is said to have pulled a Failed Facebook Fast, or a tripple F, when the action of refraining from logging on to facebook (facebook fasting) has failed.

Susan was going to be facebook fasting for a week but she pulled a tripple F after a couple of days.

John said he was never going back on facebook, but he was back 1 hour later. Major failed facebook fast.

by SAphoto November 25, 2009

Gay Fail Face

A face made by a gay guy, usually when taking a photograph, whereas the said gay guy's lips are pooched out in an effort to look like a cracked out model. Possibly inspired by Derek Zoolander's signature pose, Blue Steel.

Oh, Blaine is soooo gay. He has Gay Fail Face in almost all of his Facebook pictures.

by GFFblogger March 01, 2010