Evan

Your friend who treats you like a brother and hits you in the balls for no reason at all. He's a great friend though.

Evan slapped my balls earlier

by ananumus124263454567 February 23, 2024

sexy evan

TO BE AS SEXY AS A STRRIPER IN YOUR SCHOOL WHEN ALL DA CHICKS WANT YOU ALL THE BOYS ARE JELAOUS AND ALL THE GIRLS WANT YOU

GIRL:1 DID YOU SEE EVAN TODAY
GIRL:2 YEAH HE WAS SO HOT
GIRL:3 HE WAS SUCH A SEXY EVAN
GIRL:1 AND 2 I AGREE

by lckyEvbot456 September 17, 2017

Evan Galant

This man actually has every damn female In harco and is hella fake because he dont even share any.

That man Evan Galant always got the girls

by Max Coldfed October 28, 2020

Evan burns

HOTTEST BOI EVS, HES CUTE

I love Evan burns

by DiamondDiamondGirl June 1, 2018

Jake Evans

A montreal canadian that got hit sticked that led to being paralyzed.

Random guy: Dude that guy just got Jake Evansed
Other random guy: dude so right

by JAKEURMOMSNAKE May 2, 2022

Evan Patrick

A badass. Someone likely to become the next President

Did you see that guy dunk all over that kid? That's so Evan Patrick.

by Evan Patrick June 8, 2014

Evan Stockman

Just a very sexy man

Geez that Evan Stockman guy is super hot

by GreenLanternMan August 15, 2021