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cop

a sub human who couldn't get a job as a gym teacher because they're either too stupid or too much of a prick (or both)
This cop truly is a worthless prick
by sdklfjsklrgnklsg January 23, 2024
mugGet the copmug.

Offensive cops

Critical Ops Hacker that sends Trading servers invitations to everyone in their DMs
by randomkid777 June 17, 2022
mugGet the Offensive copsmug.

Cop a choc

This is when someone tells you to no take chocolate, but you do so anyway.
Yo since dad's gone, you wanna cop a choc?
by MAZZORINI May 10, 2018
mugGet the Cop a chocmug.

Cop Complex

When a cop believes that laws don't apply to them and only the Rights that they approve of actively apply to the citizen they are encountering at the moment. They believe that qualified immunity gives them the Right to suspend a citizen's Rights during an encounter - this simply is not true and often results in horrific new headlines.

God Complex adjacent.
Citizen is LEGALLY open carrying on PUBLIC land, say a county office building parking lot, and filming in public spaces. Cop approaches citizen to question the activities because they got a call from a county employee inside. Citizen cordially refuses to answer the cop's questions, states that he is acting within the bounds of the law and Rights. Cops continue to try to escalate the situation and display very poor attitudes when they figure out this is just a citizen acting legally and there's nothing they can do to the citizen. This is how cop complex works.

As soon as they discern that the citizen is acting within the bounds of the law they should immediately bid that citizen farewell and depart cordially.

The display of attitude is often misconstrued or chalked up to racism, however, the interaction plays out the same almost every time, across the board, regardless of the citizen's racial composition. This is not a brown, white, or black issue - this is a blue issue.

Note to the reader: If you're a cop reading this, I implore you to turn every citizen interaction into an opportunity to 'protect & server' and deescalate rather than embrace this 'Us vs. Them' attitude that seems so prevalent behind the blue line.
by sixlay June 24, 2022
mugGet the Cop Complexmug.

Texan cop

1. Coward
2. One who fails to do their duty.
3. Worthless waste of resources.
"Yeah mate I thought mama ducks were supposed to be fiercely protective of their ducklings but the one in this vid just waddled away like a Texan cop."
by ftpigs May 28, 2022
mugGet the Texan copmug.

Cop

Cop means do/get
by Henry cool kid October 25, 2014
mugGet the Copmug.

Copping it

When Fahmi takes back something he has said when another person makes him fear the consequences of what was said.
He is copping it.
by Mtd.12 February 5, 2023
mugGet the Copping itmug.

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