Alternatively, the Adam Ritter can also be something to brag about. In fact many boys and men record, post, and compare their Adam Ritters in competition with one another with the largest recorded Adam Ritter from a female weighs 22 pounds and measures 28 inches and was produced from none other than Queen Elizabeth herself. However, this does not hold a candle to the largest Adam Ritter produced by a Male which weighed in at over 100 Katie Courics- Courics for short. A Couric is the standard measurement for Adam Ritters- one Couric weighs approximately 2.5 lbs. This massive 250-pound turd was produced anonymously and found via satellite on a deserted island in the Central Atlantic Ocean between New Guinea and Howland Island in the late 1930s. This Wonder of the world can be found at the Smithsonian between the T-Rex and Megalodon exhibits. It has its own room because it contains a slight gravitational pull due to its sheer mass. Conspiracy Theorists believe that the victim was actually engulfed by the massive Adam Ritter and is still trapped inside while some women believe that this was Amelia Earhart's last effort to signal a rescue plane before she died.
"I just completely brutalized that toilet with my massive Adam-ic Ritter Bomb, comparable to Hiroshima and Nagasaki."
Woman: "I thought my boyfriend and I were having an unplanned pregnancy, so you can only imagine my surprise when I birthed a beautiful 7 pound 7 ounce Adam Ritter Right into the hands of the Doctor. In doing so, I not only dodged a bullet with a baby but also recorded a new personal best poop with my new Adam Ritter which the doctors allowed us to keep and is now my prized possession paperweight at my work."
Woman: "I thought my boyfriend and I were having an unplanned pregnancy, so you can only imagine my surprise when I birthed a beautiful 7 pound 7 ounce Adam Ritter Right into the hands of the Doctor. In doing so, I not only dodged a bullet with a baby but also recorded a new personal best poop with my new Adam Ritter which the doctors allowed us to keep and is now my prized possession paperweight at my work."
by Tippy Top G January 23, 2023
Adam’s probably an old man with prostate and Ed. He could be a nigga master and probably runs a school. Adam often falls down and plays if off. He flirts with underage women and lives in a shack. Ahhhhhh
by daddyeddiesbabymomma October 05, 2023
Adam Greer is the type of man to be someone’s master. He probably stumbles down stairs and plays off his embarrassments to impress underage women. He may even go as far to say what a wonderful day it is. Ahhhhhhbh
That was such and Adam Greer move
by daddyeddiesbabymomma October 05, 2023
Guy 1:Bro u acting kinda sussy
Guy 2:Bro stfu stop acting like such a Adam Youwakim
Guy 1: ”Dies Of Death”
Guy 2:Bro stfu stop acting like such a Adam Youwakim
Guy 1: ”Dies Of Death”
by BigBoiNoCap December 06, 2021
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Someone named Adam with his last name sounding like the term "sus" which is widely used in the game Among Us.
by shovelaaaaa May 06, 2022
Name and surname of blonde, tall Slovak man in his 30s. He lives in Šaca - suburb of Baghdad. Possibly suffers dual personality disorder. During the day, while sober he is pretty funny and friendly guy named Adam. After the dark - when drunk enough - the alter-ego named Ondrej emerges and tales are being made.
Once I was drinking with Adam Ondrej and after the bar closed we ended up in gypsy settlement trying to find a three-legged dog.
by FrancisVanGhor January 18, 2023