Huff and Puff

"Huffing and puffing" refers to smoking a metric fuckton a weed and eating cheese-puffs before passing out.

"Well," said the wolf, "then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll fall asleep on the couch.
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"What do you mean you had a Huff and Puff night ?"

"I don't really remember, all I know is that I smoked like an oil-rig chimney and that in the morning my fingers were greasy as shit"

"Got any plans for tonight ?"

by Raúl "Dirty" Sanchez August 19, 2018

dorito puff

A useless couch potato in other words a person that just gave up on life and honestly doesn't care about anything anymore

A dorito puff is a person who just gave up on life and honestly doesn't care about anything anymore. In other words a couch potato who has been hurt so much they chose the silliest name just because that's how they feel. Silly and misunderstood.

by Lizzy the potato queen May 14, 2017

Puff Buddy

Someone that keeps you company outside while you smoke (have a puff).

Greg is such a great puff buddy, he kept me company in the cold last night while I had a smoke.

by innovation's finest July 24, 2013

puff n pass

The act of reading a document or information and passing/sharing it with others

here is the class list, please puff n pass

by grammar queen March 02, 2018

dropping cocoa puffs

When you shit 30 tiny pebbles the size of Cocoa Puffs

I’m feeling constipated but all I’m doing is dropping Cocoa Puffs.

by February 12, 2021

muff-puff

going down on a girl. A female blowjob

Yeah i gave her a muff-puff and it was mind blowing.

by theotherwiseone November 22, 2018

Muff Puff

The glistening effect of fanny fluid on a proud and luscious beard

Example - Come back up and let me see your muff puff

by 074cl3 February 26, 2022