jordan and jon

lovebirds

you are such a jordan and jon!
jordan and jon are a couple that will never be forgotten

by blah blah bkah December 8, 2017

jordan doll

Jordan Doll is the best person I know. He's so sweet, loving, and has the biggest heart. He's very modest and has big muscles! He's so hard working and is always prepared for what life throws at him. He's there when I need him, to help me and support me. I couldn't imagine my life without him. He is my best friend, my partner, my husband. I love him.

I went to the gym today and seen a massive guy, it had to be Jordan Doll!

by EDoll2 June 5, 2017

Jordan Kornreich

yktv “nah bro mook” playin w u but ❌🧢 on my mom foh

Penis penis Grover oh mate ye - Jordan Kornreich in an angry state

by IEF June 6, 2019

Jordan Mcdorman

a Jordan Mcdorman is gay and has no friends he has a tiny penis and loves cock

omg is that jordan mcdorman doesnt he like dick and he has a tiny dick to

by Carter Schar April 4, 2019

mighty jordan

he is the mightiest person you’ve ever met. he has rock hard abs and the biggest butt. he can dance like no other. he has 9 more lives and he was killed by the tiki gods. he will always keep his sweet baby sofia protected and never hurt her. he is friends with a lot of weaklings and calls everyone peasants. you’ll never want to be enemies with mighty jordan

mighty jordan is so strong and mighty.
mighty jordan is so good at dancing

mighty jordan has rock hard abs.

by weakling0944 July 23, 2020

Michael Jordan

The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.

"Yo, I did a Michael Jordan last night!"

by Dr. Morningwood June 7, 2021

jordan gamage

a dumb black coon

that's jordan gamage

by the boys and men June 20, 2023