by billsmashole June 3, 2011

The noun used to refer to a girl you're hooking up with that's so ugly, you have to put a paper bag over her head, but you leave a hole for the mouth.
She wants your dick, but she's the ugliest bitch here. Dude, prep the paper bag because you just got yourself a jizz gremlin.
by Tubman-dickroad July 12, 2017

1. a woman who prefers to play with jizz after it is applied to her, regardless of where the jizz was placed
2.A woman who despite her jizz tomfoolery, feels no shame for her actions...she just wants jizz...in her mouth and everywhere...
2.A woman who despite her jizz tomfoolery, feels no shame for her actions...she just wants jizz...in her mouth and everywhere...
by King Ov Da Sea October 29, 2009

that thing the docor gives you when he squeezes your fuck balls, and you dranch the cup with spermeys
by james thurmus July 11, 2003

by dai low 2 June 14, 2009

Large White Male with Blonde Hair. Enjoying anime and videogames, as well as comic books and sitting around on his fat ass. Also known as Trevor.
by His Excellency, H.R.E. February 4, 2009

by Miamii September 13, 2013
