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jizz storm

When a guy cums and more comes out than expected.
I really shot a jizz storm in Kim's face.
by billsmashole June 3, 2011
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Jizz Gremlin

The noun used to refer to a girl you're hooking up with that's so ugly, you have to put a paper bag over her head, but you leave a hole for the mouth.
She wants your dick, but she's the ugliest bitch here. Dude, prep the paper bag because you just got yourself a jizz gremlin.
by Tubman-dickroad July 12, 2017
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jizz jester

1. a woman who prefers to play with jizz after it is applied to her, regardless of where the jizz was placed

2.A woman who despite her jizz tomfoolery, feels no shame for her actions...she just wants jizz...in her mouth and everywhere...
After I nutted last night I got a nice show from Cindy, she is quite the jizz jester.
by King Ov Da Sea October 29, 2009
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jizz cup

that thing the docor gives you when he squeezes your fuck balls, and you dranch the cup with spermeys
i missed exploding in the jizz cup, insted i hit nurse R.N. Qutorious in the fucking ass neck.
by james thurmus July 11, 2003
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jizz and tonic

the watered-down jizz shot that all girls love.
by dai low 2 June 14, 2009
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T Jizz

Large White Male with Blonde Hair. Enjoying anime and videogames, as well as comic books and sitting around on his fat ass. Also known as Trevor.
by His Excellency, H.R.E. February 4, 2009
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jizz twizzler

John: Whats up Nigger?
Tyrone: Nothing much jizz twizzler
by Miamii September 13, 2013
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