A guy hoe is someone who is rounded like a whale from the deep blue sea. They are like drag queens who suck cock. And like to watch the minions movie. Yet they still wear speedo thongs. NOT THE BAYANG!
by Poopoopotty December 2, 2020
Get the Guy Hoemug. A person from Chicago or a nearby suburb who speaks with the working-class Chicago accent. May be characterized by worship of Mike Ditka, a strong stance in the Cubs vs. White Sox debate, or first-rate knowledge on where the best pierogi can be found. So-called because of the tendency to pronounce "these and those" as "dese and dose". Sadly, this specimen is becoming rarer and rarer as the Midwestern accent is supplanted by more neutral accents.
-Hey Stosh, didja cyatch da Bears game lyast night? Buncha jokers. How'd we lose chree-nuttin ta Baltimore?
-Mikey, you are the biggest dose guy I know.
-Mikey, you are the biggest dose guy I know.
by IdiNaHui May 26, 2018
Get the Dose Guymug. A description of something so dirty or messed up it looks like it has literally been through some guy.
"Wow, check out that guy's scabby dog"
"Christ. It looks like it's been through a guy!"
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"Look at that filthy longboard. It looks like it's been through a guy!"
"Christ. It looks like it's been through a guy!"
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"Look at that filthy longboard. It looks like it's been through a guy!"
by justsomefuckingguy June 26, 2015
Get the through a guymug. I had a dead Hooker in the trunk of my car so I called my no Bullshit Guy to help me get rid of her.
by Pierre Cavanaugh January 15, 2020
Get the No Bullshit Guymug. by Mucho Botonoligist March 19, 2021
Get the land guymug. Yeah Guys are the roid munching body builders at the gym, who usually have large tattoos and wear loose singlets, and call out "YEEAHHH!!!" after doing a set of heavy weights.
Yeah guy: (after a set of 20 pullups with additonal weights added); "YEEEEEEEEAHHH, im so awesome!!!"
by jsmitty50 February 22, 2011
Get the Yeah Guymug. by Softyi April 29, 2021
Get the Hummer guymug.