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sloppy tax

The penalty issued to an individual when he or she fails to secure their drugs or money during a high risk situation such as in a trap house or low budget motel.
Big Red, the low budget plug, left his re-up money on the table when he nodded out at the trap house so Danielle, the heroin junky collected the sloppy tax.
by Mark the Narc March 14, 2022
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taxes

daniel: i pay taxes

jack: fuck you

joe: i commit tax fraud

jack: *pats on the back*
by urbandictionarysuckslmfao September 15, 2020
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xbox tax

A made up term by the toxic Xbox community that blindly believes that social media has some basis against Xbox console and products
Xbot: man I can’t believe this “popular game event” didn’t pay attention to these awesome xbox exclusives this is xbox tax!
Guy: didn’t HI-FI rush get a 9/10 on ign
Xbot: die!
by Alstarwalker November 15, 2023
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fanum tax rizzler

brainrot, something that will rot your brain so much, that skibidi fanum ohio rizzler fanum tax will go after you
1:i love skibidi fanum tax rizzler!
2: kys
by pleasestoprottingmybrain June 11, 2024
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Wanker Tax

The various stealth taxes provided through Ebay to help stimulate the dwindling economy by increasing cashflow from innocent people's pockets to the coffers of fraudulent traders who profit from ridiculous P&P.
Yeah, I made a killing on Ebay the last year, loads of savings, but I've got to factor in $27 for Wanker Tax. Damn, seems to be going up each year!

I can't begrudge those incessant fraudulent scammers on Ebay - They're helping the economy.
by what_do_we-Know_about_partying December 17, 2011
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Butter Tax

Also known as the "Big Head Taxed," it is an added percentage tax to all purchased goods in proportion to the buyer's head diameter.
"You're total is $21.73"

"And how much do I owe you for the Butter Tax?"

"$13.40"
by The Mad Yeeter October 25, 2023
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Marty Tax

A tax paid by someone with good intentions to their own detriment.
Brian paid the Marty Tax by staying late so Marty could get his hours in.
by Bombino60 May 28, 2021
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