Nintendo Switch

Another failure made by Nintendo.

Kid 1: I can't wait for the Nintendo Switch!
Common Person: What the hell is that?

by iLoveBacon9 November 6, 2016

Bait & Switch

A sexual maneuver used during foreplay. While lying on top of a woman, a man slithers his lower body area towards a woman’s chest area, neck, and chin. At this point the woman can take the bait, his penis, resulting in a blow job, or she can accept the switch: a forced titty fucking

While hooking up with this skank last night, I used the Bait & Switch, which unfortunately resulted in a Pasadena Mudslide

by AK27 January 4, 2008

Switch Hitter

A person who cheats, or has more than one "signature swing."

Joe: I thought Bob was with Amber, not Tracy?
Dan: Looks like Bob's a real switch hitter; he's got two signature swings.

by NymphieLady March 30, 2011

bait and switch

The dirtiest of tricks. This takes place when you're engaging in intercourse with a woman, preferably from behind. You instruct her to let you know when she's about to orgasm. As soon as she tells you that she's going to orgasm, you push her off the bed onto the floor.

You: "Tell me when you're going to cum."
Her: "Ok"...a while later "I'm going to cum"
You: Push her onto the floor. You just pulled the bait and switch...Laughter ensues.

by Chris D. January 23, 2008

shity shity bang bang

Bock low went over China once to America orrisedint in his own goo.

Solemny bandaged from head to toe in his unparalel sadness.

by OmNiLaSh November 4, 2003

Switch Hitter

Can be used to describe someone who has the ability to maturbate with both of his hands. Either separately or simultaneously.

Timmy: I’ve always been a switch hitter
Sally: You’ve never held a baseball bat
Timmy: I’m talking about my bat.

by iDiddle June 14, 2018

Bitch switch

When a man is fucking one girl and there is another one around he yells switch!!

im in the bed with my girl and her friend is out in th living room chillin i yell switch

by ab January 16, 2003