Usually referred to as the female at the office that has any type of sex with any new employee or anyone else. Can be utilized as a school pump, station pump or gym pump.
Eric: Hey Bill, what do you think of that new girl Megan?
Bill: Steer clear of her, she’s the office pump. Everyone has already fucked her.
Bill: Steer clear of her, she’s the office pump. Everyone has already fucked her.
by Brave Dave C January 14, 2018
Get the office pumpmug. Discreetly depositing one's workplace detritus at different bins around the office. Reasons for doing so include smell of lunch remnants, lack of one's own bin, producing too much paper based waste, to annoy work colleagues, for spite.
Simon: What were you doing in payroll?
Will: I was office fly-tipping.
Simon: Teriyaki don?
Will: Yessir.
Will: I was office fly-tipping.
Simon: Teriyaki don?
Will: Yessir.
by SatMisc November 21, 2013
Get the Office fly-tippingmug. by Swan173 January 5, 2021
Get the Dino(saur) officalmug. A holice officer or badge bunny is a woman who has a strong fetish for men in law enforcement and are addicted to police porn.
Pros:
1) fetish is available 24 hours a day!
2) cops have a high sex drive
3) easily remember their number since it's only 3 digits
4) the cops HAVE to come to you if you do something illegal to get his attention
Cons:
1) possible chance of police brutality
2) very risky for the cop, it's not if you stfu
3) most cops thinks it's setup
Pros:
1) fetish is available 24 hours a day!
2) cops have a high sex drive
3) easily remember their number since it's only 3 digits
4) the cops HAVE to come to you if you do something illegal to get his attention
Cons:
1) possible chance of police brutality
2) very risky for the cop, it's not if you stfu
3) most cops thinks it's setup
by dawnmusic December 27, 2022
Get the Holice officermug. .
by FrenchVanillaSake February 25, 2025
Get the 《¤》Officer 《¤》Grivalja 《¤》Is《¤》 Hisoka 《¤》Morrow《¤》mug. by Coco11d7 December 10, 2023
Get the Probation Officermug. A personal safe space where people worked before the new normal, I.e before covid, and actually were productive enough to get something done.
I don't have access to my office anymore. Would do these lunatics, the new normal crowd, want me to do? work from home?
by Sexydimma March 29, 2021
Get the Officemug.