a web of international alliances so complex that nobody really knows who's allied with who.
the cause of the first world war.
the cause of the first world war.
"first franz ferdinand was shot...and then there was such a massive international circle-jerk going on that everybody felt that they had to get involved."
by tangerine kicks daisies November 17, 2008
by Helovesthistown February 23, 2014
An off brand, damaged, or expired condom that you would not feel safe using for sex but could still be used to jerk off into.
Man: Did you bang Amie last night or what, dude?
Dude: Hell yeah, I tore that pussy up. I was all out of condoms though so I had to grab one from your drawer.
Man: Shit, you'd better buy that slut some plan B and get your dick tested...the only thing in that drawer were jerk off condoms.
Dude: Hell yeah, I tore that pussy up. I was all out of condoms though so I had to grab one from your drawer.
Man: Shit, you'd better buy that slut some plan B and get your dick tested...the only thing in that drawer were jerk off condoms.
by iandiablo March 16, 2011
A highly localised twist on the traditional circle jerk, this variant requires all members of the circle jerk to have full bottles of Red Stripe Beer lodged in their anuses. The idea is to absorb as much Red Stripe through the rectum, as possible before climaxing.
- "Yo, Brent, you coming to the Jamaican Circle Jerk tomorrow?"
-"Yeah, but first I gotta pick up a case of Red Stripe"
-"Yeah, but first I gotta pick up a case of Red Stripe"
by Hildegaard Van Heusen April 14, 2012
by Gotta love chicken from popeys November 26, 2021
To whack the cock of an extremely obese man whether through the means of a handjob or of that of self pleasure usu. with very strange intentions such as autoerotic asphyxiation.
Did you see Jimmy jerk it and kirk it with a bag on his head and duct tape on his wrists at Melissa's party last night?
by Tiffany S April 17, 2006
They are the type of person who gets kicked out of rec league softball games or quits their job unexpectedly in the middle of the year. They are that kid that went to private school and liked starting fights with public school kids...the soft, suburban, white kind tho. They might look unassuming in their goofy jorts and biker hats, but once they open their mouth, you instantly want to punch them right in their stupid jerk face. They are typically from the Midwest given their overall softer, yet still hateable personality. If they were from the northeast they would be labeled a dick. If they were from LA they would most likely be an asshole
Good for replacing first or last names, or both.
Good for replacing first or last names, or both.
Well, Jerk Face threw the ball over the fence again. Now nobody can play
Jerk Face told everyone about his wedding. Didn't invite any of his friends. Been rubbing it in ever since.
Jerk Face told everyone about his wedding. Didn't invite any of his friends. Been rubbing it in ever since.
by Blade the Babe April 24, 2017