by Frank abbs July 21, 2018
A soviet era helmet, more commonly known as SSh-68 that closely resembles the head of the male genitalia.
Q: "Why are you wearing this stupid penis helmet Vitia? We got issued 6B27 helmets long time ago."
A: "What are you talking about, this is my father's trusty SSh-68"
A: "What are you talking about, this is my father's trusty SSh-68"
by Minecraft superstar May 03, 2020
by Whistle penisNator February 19, 2018
when you have masturbated/released so much that you can no longer move your hand up and down your penis (can not release any seamen either)without screaming out in huge agony. Usually occurs after hentai (scientists haven't been able to explain this supernatural phenomenon).
" No more hentai for me my penis cramp is so bad i just want to cut it off and put it in a hot dog bun"
by Butt plug joey March 08, 2017
Celebrity Jeopardy skit from Saturday Night Live. A category entitled, "The Pen Is Mightier" is mistakenly interpreted by Sean Connery as "Penis Mightier." Connery thinks that it is an object to lengthen, or make the penis larger
Connery - Gussy it up however you will Trebeck, but does it really work?
Nicolas Cage - Wait, wait... Are you selling Penis Mightiers?
Nicolas Cage - Wait, wait... Are you selling Penis Mightiers?
by Falklian January 27, 2004
Shy Penis is a term used to describe a general state of shock exhibited by one's penis in the presence of other men, most particularly when attempting to urinate.
Ted stands by the urinal and pops it out just as Ralph walks into the bathroom. Ted waits and waits and waits, but is unable to force the pee out.
Ralph: What's taking so long? I have to go!
Ted: Seem to have a slight case of shy penis.
Ralph: What's taking so long? I have to go!
Ted: Seem to have a slight case of shy penis.
by Kate Sjostrand April 02, 2008
A particular arch shaping of the pubic hair directly above the penis, resembling a mustache. When receiving a blow job, it is said that one with a penis mustache generously allows his partner to "try it on".
by winenight August 01, 2011