A noob so bad they can't follow simple rules like follow your radar, shot their head not the wall next to them. They call "Sparrow" a "Flying Car", they call "Ogre" an "Oger". They spend most of their time at the tower doing erotic dances to lure in gamer virgins to their deaths and then she spends the best of the time jumping off the power and taking screenshots.
by The Metal King October 11, 2016
by Cheif reviver April 17, 2020
A princess noob is a high demand noob. They constancy demand that people give them stuff. they love free stuff and expect you to give them stuff. They love playing the game even though they know nothing about it.
by bobdod December 09, 2014
An item that someone askes for in a game. Usually money or a simple to get item that someone of a low rank pressistantly askes for. Commonly used in MMORPG's.
Little Bobby7: "halp! ned moniez plox!"
Carnage Master: "Someone call a doctor. We need some Noob Pills over here."
Carnage Master: "Someone call a doctor. We need some Noob Pills over here."
by OysterCultist October 17, 2010
Any noob who uses his/her credit card to purchase OP weapons or credits as a means of fighting as opposed to using their skill or actually playing the game.
Ever since the new OP weapons were released, there have been more credit noobs lately.
player 1: It's taken me a while, but I've finally leveled up to buy this gun.
player 2: Dude, I just bought it like a week ago.
player 1: I've been playing this game longer than you, and am twice your level. How do you have that gun.
player 2: I used credits to buy it after spending real money.
player1: you're such a credit noob.
player 1: It's taken me a while, but I've finally leveled up to buy this gun.
player 2: Dude, I just bought it like a week ago.
player 1: I've been playing this game longer than you, and am twice your level. How do you have that gun.
player 2: I used credits to buy it after spending real money.
player1: you're such a credit noob.
by Anonymous reality January 24, 2018
by DarkWolf2212 January 09, 2018
on the tube
Dude: Watch as I ride this train with no hands!
Friend: Why? You're just going to fall into me again, you're SUCH a Tube Noob
Dude: Watch as I ride this train with no hands!
Friend: Why? You're just going to fall into me again, you're SUCH a Tube Noob
by Ruberducky June 10, 2010