by acedarealist April 15, 2024

the best soda ever
you can open a can at 6pm
and it will still be good and fizzy at 4am
it gives you heartburn though
but that doesn’t matter because it’s
the best soda ever
you can open a can at 6pm
and it will still be good and fizzy at 4am
it gives you heartburn though
but that doesn’t matter because it’s
the best soda ever
“bro you gto 3 canss of cherry coke on u stndad”
“man those been there for a week they still good ash thugh”
“man those been there for a week they still good ash thugh”
by hotmum January 3, 2023

Mix period blood and diarrhea into a liter of coke. For an extra punch, you can pee and make it lemon cherry.
by Idomydefsirlnumber2 August 28, 2025

I got my ass kicked by rich hippies for selling them this amazing new drug known as Italian Coke.....turns out, it's just finely grated Parmesan Cheese.
by CreamyFartz January 14, 2023

by KERWK May 5, 2022

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by Thatautisticacegirl April 1, 2021
