Mum's

"Mums" is a term used for proving a point to a friend or individual.

1. "Mum's" I did the dishes.
2. "Mum's" I didn't tell the teacher.
3. "Mum's" I swear I didn't do it.

by Mark-My-Words May 3, 2022

mum

a joke used to affend but still really funny

yo mum so fat she sits AROUND the house

by why are you looking at this June 18, 2018

Max's Mum

gorilla looking silly human being, never going to achieve anything in her entire life

max's mum is a baddie

by maxs little brother August 21, 2022

Mum

The woman that gave birth to you and always wins a fight but secretly doing that because she loves u

*Fighting*
Mum:YOU KNOW THAT I CARRIED YOU FOR 9 MONTHS?!?!

by Kayia online January 11, 2020

ur mum

The person who gave birth to you that I shagged last night

you: haha nerd

me: I fucked ur mum

by weinerstrainer July 4, 2021

can i date ur mum

to be very weird if you say that

ur mum is hot and she is thicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc can i date ur mum pls

by inquistitormaster stan March 13, 2022

ur mum gay

I mean if I was someone's mom then it would be true- anyway it can be used as an insult to people who call you gay. (if they call you gay it might mean you are and just accept it)

Person A: Ur gay lol
Person B: No ur mum gay.

by Ur local trans male March 5, 2022