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Liberal

A person that general goes by the pronouns “they/them”. He or she use their self diagnosed anxiety/trauma/autism, etc. as an excuse to never take responsibility for their actions or their failures . Liberals tend to all suffer for one common thing, they are all “victims” in society and need safe spaces from all things that may offend them. Liberals are often referred to as their other name “snowflakes”.
Cancel culture stemmed from all these damn liberals
by Valdamort April 4, 2024
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Liberal

A fucking retard Joe Bidens ass out here running our country get this guy a pillow he needs to take a nap
Your a liberal retard
by Samblack123 January 25, 2022
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Danish Liberation Movement

Semi-clandestine but unformalized movement for the great liberation of the World through the small cookies started in Denmark.
Look at these cookies, dude ..!

Eh, these are Danish Liberation Movement cookies. Sure teste yammy.
by elly2 March 29, 2012
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Liberal Arts and Science Academy

A public magnet high school in Austin, Texas. Commonly abbreviated to "LASA" or "LASA HS" although the latter doesn't really make sense since "Academy High School" is redundant. Used to share a building with LBJ but moved to the former Eastside/Johnston campus to relieve overcrowding.

Historically the school is one of the best academically, consistently ranked top 50 in the US. Prospective students must submit an entrance application to demonstrate their prowess. The school boasts high test scores and near perfect rates of graduation and acceptance to colleges. However, there is concern that admin is letting in too many retards after the move to the new building and that the school will become less "elite".

The atmosphere is quite sleepy and studious for the most part; no fights or bomb threats unlike every other school in Austin ISD. However, depression is commonplace and sleep deprivation is a flex. It's rare to go a day without hearing "kill myself" multiple times.

There is a high percentage of zesty people and other degenerates. The classes are filled with Asians and Indians who carry everyone else. Luckily, the Blacks at this school are chill (all 4 of them). Ironically it is one of the most diverse high schools in the district since many of them are 80%+ Mexican.

But despite being a respectably sized 5A school and having such a prestigious (so far) reputation, no one outside of AISD actually knows about it. It is unknown why LASA is so mysterious in the public eye.
LASA Kid #1: "Yo how do you use the Banach-Alaoglu Theorem for the function that satisfies the Riesz Representation Theorem over the Compact Hausdorff Space for question #1?"
LASA Kid #2: "Skibidi Balls"
LASA Kid #1: "Aww, thank you so much for the help pookie bear! Pull up to my house tonight; let's finish our homework and have gay sex!!!"
LASA Kid #2: "Sorry, but I have 29 different extracurricular activities to attend. I need to be constantly busy, depressed, and sleep deprived so I can sell my soul to Harvard."
LASA Kid #1: "Awesome! I'm gonna kill myself at exactly 8:42 PM tonight by ingesting 750 milligrams of potassium cyanide, chemical formula KCN."
LASA Kid #2: "What a totally average and normal conversation here at the Liberal Arts and Science Academy."

Vikramaditya Kusika Dattachaudhuri: "I go to the Liberal Arts and Science Academy."
Jack Smith (Westlake student): "Never heard of it, where's that?"
Vikramaditya: "In Austin ISD"
Jack: "Is it a private school?"
Vikramaditya: "Erm... acktually☝️🤓, LASA's a public school. It's also the best one in the Austin area, according to USNEWS and Niche."

Kevin Ling: "I go the Liberal Arts and Science Academy"
TreVontarious D'arquise Quantell VII (LBJ student): "I'll beat yo ass nerd"
by LuckFasa October 3, 2024
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Liberance

Noun: The feeling of being free of or liberated from something especially social conventions, traditional ideas, imprisonment, slavery, or debt.
She was finally free of her student loans and the sweet liberance she felt drove her to tears.
by TiffaniDAnomaly January 1, 2022
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liberal

the biggest pussies, most sensitive, snowflakes, narrow minded, stubborn, arrogant, retarded people you will ever meet
did you hear that guy? sounds like a liberal”
by inbfdybvokgd May 1, 2022
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liberal

an ideology that sucks just as much as conservatism
liberal bad. get destroyed woke they/thems
by A really big weirdo August 26, 2025
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