Josh Pearson

Josh Pearson is a type of person who flexes on his belongings but cannot put an outfit together. He often winds people up to get attention off the girls. He has crushes on girls who are scruffs but denies it when confronted about it . We all love josh Pearson

Who is josh Pearson?
That guy who always has his ankles out!!

by Leighton clarkson November 19, 2019

JOSH crook

Such a sexy little boy. Josh crooks are white thin and have really thick sexy legs. Every girl (and boy) wants to touch his big tits and good ass.

Girl: damn look at that kids legs, tits and ass

Boy: oh yeh thick as, he’s such a josh crook

by Anonymous_user 2019 October 1, 2019

Josh Moment

Originated in Cardiff, this term describes the moment in a group conversation when someone attempts to be funny, but fails very miserably, resulting in a long pause followed by the announcement "Josh Moment" by another group member. Named after a particularly prone individual, though it should be noted that ANYONE can have a Josh Moment. The victim usually gets incredibly offended and often tries to avoid the inevitable announcment by continuing to crack "unfunny's", but only making themselves look more and more like a prat.

Jake: Haha! Yeh and then I said "WHAT'S A COW DOING IN THERE"?
Group: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Matt: Sounds a bit like what happened to you on Tuesday!
Group: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Josh: Yeh, it's like Old McDonald but ruder!
Group: ......................................
Jake: Josh Moment.

by J to the onesy January 2, 2009

Newbie Josh

Anybody who thinks that they are more 1337 than me, and named josh.

That Newbie Josh got on Kevin.

by Lord Phazon X March 30, 2005

Josh Gao

A very sexy man. A bio major who pulls every girl in the lab. If you're name if Michael, be careful, you might get attached to him easily.

"Michael watch out, it's a Josh Gao

by giraffe1001lol June 6, 2019

Josh Wylie

The goat. There is no other way to say it. Someone who has the name Josh Wylie is the best person you will ever meet. Normally can pull all the shortys (girlfriends) that he wants. He can get real down with a girl and can sastisfy someone in the type of way if ykyk. If you mess with Josh Wylie, you will get messed up so you better watch you head.

“Wow there goes Josh Wylie, I wanna get with him and get down with”. Says every girl that lays eyes on him

by Goateed famo January 1, 2021

Josh out

To flip out; over react.

"Dude, don't Josh out."

by Tableton June 21, 2013