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by Jonathan er ad March 24, 2022
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a cool guy. He’s very sweet and so friendly and nice!! He’s the sweetest person ever and he’s extremely cute. He’d do anything for anyone of his friends because that’s how much he cares for them. He seems a bit harsh at first but he has a soft spot. He’s really special and he’s a bully type of guy, but that’s just proof he cares. He doesn’t know how to express his feelings, but he tries to, and he makes an impact off of it. Jonathan is a chill guy and if you ever have a boyfriend named Jonathan, you’re very lucky!!
Boy: Hey!! Her boyfriend is a Jonathan!!

Girl: wow she’s so lucky.
by crystal lol April 2, 2022
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I can't believe that iron man couldn't lift jonathan!
When captain america lifted jonathan the crowd went wild.
by phoenixfire013 April 3, 2022
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Jonathan is so cool he made the big bang also this person called Dylan that was not his friend has a 2 in
Jonathan is so cool
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Johnathan Dowe

Johnathan Dowe does not exist. He never has existed. If you know of anyone named Johnathan Dowe, please report to your local Anomalous Entity Containment Center and Anomalous Entity Encounter Rehabilitation Facility.
Anomalous Entity #08375: Johnathan Dowe (JD8375)
Rehabilitation Patient #4780931 (R4780931)
Research Intern #37 (RI37)

RI37: "So how did you know JD8375?"
R4780931: "Johnny had been my neighbor for years. We had barbecues, and lite fireworks..."
RI37: "You ingested food provided by JD8375?"
R4780931: "Is that a bad thing?"
SILENCE
R4780931: "What's in this water? It tastes different from... the..."
RI37: "Okay, time to fill that civilian fatality incident report."
by MiserableFuck April 6, 2022
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johnathan dick small like a bean

Has no friends a lonely person has a tiny ass dick likes kaylin shuck
by Pussy fag April 7, 2022
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Jonathan

Easily to fall in love with girls that are named milaya. But most Jonathan likes to talk about themselves. Also, they think they're funny but they're are not they tell the worst jokes.
Jonathan is in love with Milaya
by I’m hungry April 9, 2022
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