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jacob

A guy who is a total jerk and an eggplant
hes a ducebag who every girl avoids because he can flip him eyelid and burp in your face
he has bad breath aka his super power "death breath"
he cant get a girl and has the skill of the Naruto Sexy JUSTU
he is dead inside and likes to get high on cheetos(dont ask)
him oppion never matters and none can be near him because he will roast u
He is a part of the COLT and MAFIA as well as......wait for it.......ILLUMONATI
YEAH THATS RIGHT
hes is the birth of a savage and a terrorist (rydney)
I bet u if he gives birth to a child, he would eat it
just saying!
What a Jacob!
by NARUTO!!!!!! December 20, 2017
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Jacob

Jacob is the nicest, funniest and most caring person ever. Though he may be shy at first, if you get to know him he's a great friend. He's very modest, so modest he doesn't know how to take a compliment. Girls chase him around and go crazy over him, except there will be one girl who is one of his best friends that ends up falling for him but thinks she'll never be good enough for him. That's Jacob for you.
Girl: Hey Jacob
Jacob: Hey, what's up
G: Not much, I was just wondering if you'd like to hang out sometime
J: Sure, that sounds like fun
by DiamondXD November 29, 2018
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Jacob playing Fortnite

Jacob, usually bad at Fortnite sometimes gets wins but only in sqauds he kicks you from lobby when tying to play creative with him
Jacob playing Fortnite is a person called Jacob that’s bad at Fortnite even when it’s not true.
by Yo mum gay 69696969 December 8, 2018
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Jacob

Jacob is an amazing guy. He has the softest lips and they taste so sweet when you kiss him. He has red hair and will love you for who you are and will never cheat on you. He may be short but he is perfect in all ways and will always be there for you.
Girl: Have you met Jacob he is soo cute
Me: Yeah Jacob is my boyfriend
Girl: OMG YOUR SO LUCKY
Me:*texts jacob* love you baby ❤
by Ashlyn+Jacob=❤ March 24, 2019
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Jacob is legit the best person ever like legit- he’s the best person to stalk and follow around he has the worlds best smile and he’s super funny he’s also very smart and can do pretty much anything
Bella- OMG MAYA LOOK ITS JACOB
Maya- ok I’ll get my phone to record

Jacob- why are you recording me??
Maya- BC WE NEED TO STALK YOU

Jacob- Have a nice day BYE!!
by MayaandChristian November 14, 2019
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John jacob Jingle Heimer Shit

it's a move done when you're taking a shit that when the poop is coming out, you instantly jump off of the ground, grab the shit hanging outta your ass, smear all over your face, and sing "john jacob jingle heimer shit"
I love watching my gay roommate do it in front of me so i can lick it off his face, wipe it onto his dick, and suck it while rubbing my asshole.
by Seymour Hass December 14, 2004
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Jacob

A fat dwarf-midgit who is a tranny with a 5mm penis
That Jacob is so cool
by gyhippo August 22, 2011
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