J job

When a jester gives you a handjob while telling you jokes and when you laugh he/she stops

I was getting a J job the other day and i started laughing when the butt of the joke was a neigh like horse and i lost it.

by Jodow69 October 13, 2020

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tommy j

Tomato Juice

Yo man i'm just going to go down to the store and grab some Tommy J for my Bloody Mary.

by Lelbot 3000 March 31, 2014

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Dumb-j

1. When you blow up a balloon by wrapping the lips of said balloon around your anus then continuing to blow it up only using farts.

2. The biggest most painful, tear-jerking, satan spawning shit you've ever taken.

1. We Dumb-Jed some balloons for a party.

2.I'm lucky to be alive after that Dumb-j I took earlier today.

by Gaime Talonfear May 19, 2014

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The J. Nelson

- The process by which a man places his penis between the legs of a woman from behind, giving the appearance the woman has herself a very very small penis from the front

"honey what are you doing?"
"Its ok dear, im just giving you the J. Nelson"
"Wow that looks small from my view"
"Yeh, I know, now you are a J. Nelson"

by Northern Ireland Fact Monkey September 05, 2011

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