dump biscuit

1. Poop that is dry and hard. hurts like hell to pass.

2. A small turd, hard and dry, fed to a misbehaving dog or pet.

1. "I took a dump biscuit that still hurts!"

2. "Here boy, want a dump biscuit?"

by Xr8eD April 15, 2014

biscuit time

The act of sitting around after you are technically finished with your work but not actively seeking further duties.

Derived from the phrase ‘sitting on your biscuit, never having to risk it.’

Biscuit time is ONLY during hours you would ordinarily be working. Breaks, lunch, or just slacking off when there are remaining galas is not considered to be proper biscuit time.

Really trying to rush through this list this morning. Hoping for some solid biscuit time after lunch today.

by Les1077 July 10, 2018

biscuit bandit

A ravishing amazon bounty hunter who defends breakfast from evil.

The Biscuit Bandit saved the day by protecting my waffles from Lord Lunchmeat!

by tacotue August 6, 2023

Biscuiting The Baby

When two or more people pet an animal at the same time

Look! Brady and Chase are Biscuiting the Baby

by Chasadia November 23, 2018

Power Biscuit

A sex move that involves a woman grabbing a mans balls and aggressively grabbing and twisting while yelling "POWER BISCUIT"

"dude, my balls are still bruised from the power biscuit that stacy's mom gave me last night"

by Sir Wiggle-Wobble July 10, 2021

Sweat biscuits

When your armpits sweat and creates a round biscuit shaped wet mark on your shirt.

Rachael: Hey Nicole, do you want to go after work?

Nicole: Sure, but first I have to change my shirt because I have sweat biscuits.

by LisaDank May 26, 2018

biscuit dough

What you throw at greedy Millionaires and Billionaires.

Since big corporates have stolen our bread and cake for decades as their profits, throw them their biscuit dough.

by Turbin Mike October 11, 2020