hooded maganzer

used to describe the uncircumcised penis when stinky and sweaty

damn honey ur hooded maganzer smells like a sack of assholes!!!

by Alex Calarco November 8, 2007

Hood Rich

Hood Rich is living in Taft Texas with sixteen children from one mother and fifteen other teen babies mommas with sixteen kids, havin the kids run around half nekked because you want to buy a Cadillac Escalade wit spinnas. Thats hood rich.

My baby's daddy is so fucking hood rich. i wonder when he's gonna start paying child support.

by megan shinks June 7, 2004

Minnemurder Hood

Minnemurder Hood is any neighborhood located in Minnesota that can be declared ghetto.

Those Minnemurder Hood boys will blow your brains out.

by Minnemurder Boss Cash September 3, 2010

hood wink

it means somebody stole somethin

i was hood winked by those thiefs

by G DOGG May 31, 2003

J HOOD

when you trim ur pubes in the bathroom of your student house , forget to clean up, and end up clogging the sink. Then your housemates find it clogged and attempt to fix the hairy dilemma only to realize that it is indeed unfixable- the hair is just too thick! Ultimately the sink needs to be replaced and you have yourself with one hell of a J HOOD.

"Omggggggg Matt Davies Pulled a J HOOD Again!!!!"

by SSSBBB January 2, 2008

hood sweep

When you live in the hood, and you don't have vaccum, so you have to sweep it with a broom.

"Those rugs look good." "Yea, he's got that hood sweep!"

by blondie1991 July 24, 2015

hood fantasy

The term to describe when a woman only wants to date black men that deal drugs, speak solely in slang, or exhibit any other black caricatures that are usually demonized by white media.

Friend 1: "Wait, how come Keisha turned down that nigga with the steady 9-5?"

Friend 2: "Gurl, she said he aint hustle enough, she still looking for a hood fantasy."

by tobadabs November 1, 2020