putting the kids to bed

Similar to dropping the kids off at the pool, this is a prank where you defecate into somebody's sock drawer. Hilarity ensues.

At the party, I was caught putting the kids to bed in Frank's room.

by Demron September 18, 2008

Bed Hair

the molting of the pubic hair with the evidence found in beds

Crap ive got bed hair, i wont sleep for a week

by Bucko February 6, 2003

Squeaky-Bed-Game

Also known as SBG - it is the act of participating in sex of some sort, on a bed, that squeaks.

"Did you hear Rob and Janice last night, Then must have been playing the Squeaky-Bed-Game."

by Raven-Tabarez October 5, 2009

Philadelphia Bunk Bed

A Philadelphia Bunk Bed is when two people sit on the toilet at the same time with one pooping normally and the other pooping in the top part of the toilet (water tank).

Charlie: That Chipotle was amazing. Too bad there is only one toilet.

Frank: It's ok, we can pull a Philadelphia Bunk Bed.

by Detective Jinx November 14, 2017

red bed sheet

When you finger a girl on a bed and she bleed for some reason.

Pete:Hey I fingered Mia last night and she had a red bed sheet

by Keith678 January 1, 2017

upstairs breakfast in bed

The act of waking your partner with oral sex in the morning. Complementary to downstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.

What a beautiful goodpussy day it is; my girlfriend woke me with upstairs breakfast in bed.

by Goof Knuckle February 21, 2017

No Piss The Bed September

An annual tradition, where one attempts to go through all of September without pissing the bed. If completed successfully, mommy will buy us chicky nuggies

Guy 1: Hey man, I totally failed No Piss the Bed September last night
Guy 2: Oh no! Mommy won’t buy you chicky nuggies now!

by garnfeld October 6, 2020