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Doomsday Clock

A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.
According to the Doomsday Clock, it is now 30 seconds to Midnight

Moscow Mule, anyone?
by Kolltomnus November 5, 2023
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Clock Demon

A term for a transgender woman who does not pass as a woman who was born a woman. This transgender woman looks so much like a man, that all the transsexual women around her get clocked because of her.

This trans woman is so ugly, literally the hardest brick (another term for a non-passable transgender woman) a brick can get.

This girl is worse than a Clock Monster.

This term was made by @InJuvenile on instagram
“Girl that Clock Demon Jaybies got me clocked by the trade.” She’s such a man that it makes me look like one!” Said @YgDior
by YgDior January 24, 2024
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An alarm clock tissue

It is used in an instance where your boyfriend uses you up as an alarm clock to wake him up in the morning and crushes you into a ball and throws you off the bed to snooze you.
Rishik, I feel like I am an alarm clock tissue in this relationship.
by Ronin47 March 26, 2017
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Clocked up

A way of barbies (da hood) winning a 1v1 or 1v1+
Barbie: girl u got clocked up *stomps*
by BARBIE_800 April 27, 2024
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twenty-four-hour clock

A time system based on the representation of time on a twenty four hour based system
Twenty-four-hour clock systems are 00:01 through 24:00
by GravityManipulationUnit June 7, 2020
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bumping clocks

The act of providing incremental updates to a piece of hardware such as a smartphone, CPU or wearable device in the form of marginal spec bumps instead of releasing a revolutionary device.

Usually requires you to buy an entirely new device to get, for example, slightly more internal storage space or a marginally better CPU speed.

Usually done by hardware manufactures such as Apple, Motorola and Qualcomm.

The goal is to make as much money off of existing technology as possible before spending money to innovate.
I really hope that Merrifield and the next iteration of it are good and I hope Logan is great too because no one is competing with Qualcomm so they are literally sitting on their asses trying get another year out of bumping clocks on Krait.
by Spirit Bear April 5, 2014
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Clocked your Tea

Accusing someone of something you know they did.
R: OMG, there's a polaroid missing from your wall, you should fill the gap with another picture.
A: Girlllll, I know you stole it.

R: :o
A: Clocked your tea.
by clockedmytea April 6, 2025
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