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Hold up

Armed robbery of a store using a gun to threaten the clerk
-lets hold up that shop
-lets go

* In store
-put the money in the register
*Holding gunpoint at clerk
by Mbraleum June 9, 2020
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hold em donk

Hold Em Donk, is a player who will take thoughtless random odds on cards they think are good perhaps because they may have a pocket pair, an ace king pocket suit, any suit combination or just think that by going all in on every hand it will eventually pay off. I have played with various players who were at different skill levels, nevertheless would be considered a Hold Em Donk (poker donkey) because they simply think the game is all luck or they don't understand the breakdown of the games odds.

Online gaming sites have made the game much more popular and in my opinion made the problem worse than it was pre 1997. Now many more novice players who take insane risks with play money think that they can take their rip and burn strategy to the real world of poker tournaments. What the average Hold Em Donk fails to realize is that when playing online you likely don't know who you're playing against and don't get to improve your Give (expression, tick, cough, twitch etc) or read other player's give that all professional players pickup on to identify ones potential hand strength. Another problem is that different poker sites use algorithms that don't actually mimic the real life shuffle of the deck or change out. And, when playing someone face to face it is much more intimidating because of factors such as the staredown, having to wager and place physical chips on the pile and the style of the dealer who regulates the table.
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by Donkey Assassin January 27, 2014
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Holding a clock

You're GAY and FATHERLESS , no milk, no dad, your family doesn't love you, L
Look at her holding a clock...... She's so gay
by Vanessa88 April 17, 2022
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hold that down

To stop, To Chill when doing or saying something outta pocket
*Tantrum is being thrown*
Person: AYE! HOLD THAT DOWN NOW
by Not Sorry June 26, 2018
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Holding a mannequin

by 40piecechicken May 16, 2022
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