Ham Slam

A sex act involving a 300+ pound woman standing over a man's erect penis while he lays flat on his back. The woman lifts her legs suddenly in order to plummet down on the man's shaft to achieve penetration.

Nothing like a ham slam to go with your grand slam in the morning.

by Sylinashi August 18, 2022

Ham-slap

someone who slaps ham to make sure it is tender enough to eat.

Damn give that a ham slap before you eat it bro!

or, He is a real ham-slapper.

by MOJO5G December 20, 2016

Warm Hams

Slang for Fists, used when describing punching or hitting

I'm going to give that guy a couple of warm hams if he don't shut up!

by Robin Higgins September 20, 2007

Ham hanger

Someone who hangs ham. This normally declares someones sexual beliefs.

John is a ham hanger. He hangs man meat.

by BB4L June 21, 2006

ham up

acronym for Hard as A Motherf*cker; loud, raucous, intense, hard-driving

The crowd was going so ham up, that stadium was rocking!

by loedenla October 23, 2017

Ham Hocked

When a guy goes down on you and you squeeze his head with your muscular girl thighs.

"Dude, she ham hocked me so hard when I ate her out...I literally almost suffocated!"

by jkface August 24, 2016

Ham slice

When your ballbag is stuck to your leg. Trying to peel your ballsack off your leg is like trying to part two slices of pre-packed cooked ham.

It's so hot. I've got a serious case of ham slice.

by Crowington May 29, 2020