Greg Dean

The ingenious writer of Real Life Comics

Real Life Comics Rules!

by Hiimroryandimreallyhypercuzijustateawholesackofsugarrrrrrrrr October 14, 2004

Grease Face

A Person with an oily face. Usually the face is shiny with the appearance of having grease on their face. Most of the time it is accompanied by acne

Person 1:"Hey, do you know Victor?"
Person 2:"The one that thinks he works for Atlantic?"
Person 1:"Yeah, HIM!"
Person 2:"Yeah, That Grease Face"

by Manovich Sucks May 16, 2008

grease

to fuck, have hardcore sex

niki, when we gonna grease?

by kon STAN tin September 16, 2008

Tyler Gregston

A large heap of sexiness, usually a 6 foot 2 or more tall white man, with a Justin Bieber-like haircut.

Girl 1: "Do you see that sexy dude over there?"
Girl 2: "He's a real Tyler Gregston, huh."

by Nick of Shanera November 21, 2010

grease purse

A woman's vagina. The term is most commonly associated with a loose and inordinately greasy or filthy vagina.

Jeff slid his greasy burger into her grease purse and commenced the intercourse.

by JJ Walker August 1, 2006

Greased axle

When you are having sexual intercourse and you quickly pull out and pour motor oil on your erect penis. Then you lay down, throw the woman (preferably drunk) on top of you, penetrate her, and spin her around until she vomits.

John: yo the party was crazy last night bro!

Mark: i no i was there!..i found jess in the garage and gave her the greased axle!

John: sickkkkk!

by Fredmike April 13, 2009

Greased Butthole

It is when you get another man's wang juice in and or on your booty-hole.

"God mother trucking English class! You gave me a greased butthole!"

by TittyFuckedInMyAbdominalAnus July 15, 2014